Sunday, April 20, 2014

{High Jinks of the Breed Kind} Easter 2014


*Shuffling down the hall with Brock, each carrying a box of peeps in our hands, I look around to make sure no ones coming as we high tail it to the compound swimming pool* Dude, shake a leg, man.

  • Brock Breed These fucking things are wiggly, and smelly bro! *Trying to hurry as I balance two crates of chicks that are making noise and pooping in the boxes* Why do I always have to carry so many? Hey - can these things swim?
  • Kade Breed Cause you're so big *looks down at his one box and then back over at Brock's two* Besides, we needed 500, man. *Pausing for a moment before kicking the pool door open* I think they can swim..... we'll find out. If they can't it will be time to play bob for 500 chicks *snorts* Bobbing for chicks
  • Brock Breed *dies laughing* I can remember a time before we had mates that we didn't mind at all bobbing for chicks! *as he punches me in the back, I lurch forward* Ow! Damn it man, I'm hurrying! You carry these smelly things. Think they'll make us clean out the pool? Or have they even filled it yet?
  • Kade Breed Fucker better be filled. I didnt blow up these water wings and giant chicken floatie for nothin. Well, You didnt *grins as I pull the un-inflated water floaties out of my pocket with my free hand*
  • Brock Breed Oh shit. Fuck me running sideways on Sunday. Oh wait - it is Sunday. I have to blow those up too? Bro, you're the one with all the hot air. *groaning as he tosses the floaties in the box I'm carrying*
  • Kade Breed *chuckling as I set down the box and head over to look in the pool* HELL yeah, Brosky. There's water in there. *Looking down in time to see a peep run over my foot* The hell? *turning to look at the box and finding a giant gaping hole at the bottom and peeps running everywhere* Oh shit. They must have broke free with their beaks. QUICK, Brock, Get 'em.
  • Brock Breed Oh hell - you lost 'em, you get 'em!! Maybe we can just herd 'em over into the pool. *setting down the two boxes and running over to the side of the pool* Here chickie, chickie....
  • Kade Breed *Raising a brow at Brock's method* Hey, man. You ever go snipe hunting? *Laughing so hard I almost fall over I use the toe of my boot to slide a peep towards the edge of the pool, watching it fall in with a plop* Oh hell, is it swimming?
  • Brock Breed *Holding my sides and gasping* I guess it's getting it's first swimming lesson! *reaching in my pocket and tossing a package at him* Here, blow up this water raft - we can pile the chicks in that. They'll float - at least till they peck a hole in it. *goes off into another fit of laughter as another chick falls in with a splash*
  • Kade Breed *Snorting as more and more topple into the pool* Dude, I could watch this shit al day. lmao
  • Brock Breed It's kinda cool watching them fall in and start paddling like ducks. *Nudging him* Bro, we got to grab the crates and get the fuck out of Dodge before we get caught. If we aren't seen, maybe we can blame it on the new guy, Elijah! *snorts* C'mon - let's go NOW!
  • Elijah Breed *Laughing as he watches Kade and Brock over Gideon's surveillance cameras at the tech lab* Joke's on you, my dear warriors... I've got you on tape! *Laughs gleefully* And backed up a zillion times over!
  • Kade Breed Operation "Blow this popsicle stand" commencing. *Jogging to the door to make an escape and finding myself alone* Brock? *Turning to find him still on the pol deck* You know what I meant, man. Get the hell off your knees and lets go. *Laughing as we book it through the door and back down the hallway before the first Breedmate comes to find the pool full of chicks* Happy Easter

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