Brock Breed July 11, 2013 *walking down the hall, I head into the kitchen to get some more
of the huge batch of chocolate pudding I made to put out for everyone. Dishing
it up, I turn to see Kade entering
the room. Turning to him with the chocolate covered spoon in my hand* What's up
bro?
Kade Breed Heard
Betty Crocker was in town, wanted to stop by and see for myself. *cocks his
head sideways* Damn, Mrs. Crocker, you sure did out on some weight. *grins*
Brock Breed Fucker.
*looking at the chocolate covered spoon in my hand, I dip out another huge
dollop, then turn and flip it at him, hitting him squarely in the face* Now
there's an improvement!
Kade Breed *Smearing
the pudding away from his eyes with his fingers* Mother Fuc... *stops short as
a second round hits it's mark* That's it, Pudding Boy *launches himself at Brock,
grabbing the three large bowls of already made pudding along the way*
Brock Breed *laughing
at the mess all over Kade* You know you just wanna be the same color as me, bro! I
did you a favor! *just then, he slams into me with the bowls of pudding,
sending it flying everywhere. Scooping double handfuls of the thick sweet stuff
off the floor, I rub it into his hair* How's that?
Kade Breed *growling
at the thought of Alexandra's reaction to his pudding matted hair, he smashes Brock's face into a conveniently situated pile of pudding. He sends another handful down the back of his shirt and smears as much pudding as he can grab into Brock's ear* That's nothin, I was a pudding wrestling champion at my high school.
Brock Breed Oh
yeah? Pansy pudding wrestler. That figures. *maneuvering around in the slippery
stuff, and putting Kade in a half nelson, then reaching around and shoving a
handful of the stuff down the back of his pants* Need a diaper dude?
Tavia Chase *Walking
out of my quarters, I see two breed males, covered in something brown* What on
earth are you two doing? *ducking as pudding flies over my head *
Kade Breed Diaper?
Hell no! Get your hands out of my pants, man! *rolling sideways and narrowly
missing the table leg, he grabs a giant handful of pudding and flings it
directly at Brock's face* Suck Pudding, Bro!! *he watches as his buddy ducks
below the pudding bomb allowing it to continue on its trajectory to splatter
all over the front of Jenna* Oh SHIT
Brock Breed *sliding
around in the pudding, smearing handfuls all over Kade,
and laughing, I stop dead in my tracks as I see my mate covered in pudding*
Babe?
Tavia Chase *Standing
against the wall watching the antics of Kade and Brock. Covering my mouth when
Jenna gets creamed with pudding* I think you two may be in trouble! *taking a
step, sliding in a big glob of pudding *
Kade Breed *He
watches as Tavia goes
down, splattering more pudding all over Jenna, and comes screaming across the
pudding covered floor before smashing into Brock* This is Epic, man!
Brock Breed *wide
eyed, watching as the scene unfolds - catching Jenna's eye. As I see her give
me the classic stink eye, I watch my life pass before my eyes. Looking over at Tavia and
Kade, I can't help but laugh.* Savannah's
gonna kick our asses for messing up the kitchen!
Tavia Chase *Looking
at my new heels that were ruined, I toss them off, screaming at the top of my
lungs. Grabbing two handfuls of pudding and rubbing them in Brock's and Kade's
face. Turning to walk away, I slide landing on the bowl of pudding*
Kade Breed *Cringing
as Tavia goes
ass first into the pudding pile, he turns to Brock for
one last handful of pudding to the face* Couldn't have done better myself, man.
*grins* Now let's get the HELL out of Dodge before Savannah sees
what your dumb ass started.
Brock Breed *half
laughing and choking on pudding, I help Tavia up,
then go into gales of laughter at the pudding smeared across her ass. Handing Kade a
mop and a bucket, we get the mess cleaned up as best we can. Grabbing Jenna's hand* C'mon babe, let's hit the shower. The least I can do is help you get cleaned up. *weg*
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