Saturday, November 30, 2013

Outing: Kade, Brock, Hunter, and Aric have a Snowball Fight

Brock Breed   *While the women are discussing what decorations to put where, I decide I'm going to exit stage left before they ask me to get up on a damn ladder. Rounding the corner, I run into Hunter and Kade.* C'mon guys - we gotta split! The women folk are talking about stringing up lights, and you know what that means! Let's go do something..... — withKade Breed and Hunter GenOne.


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Kade Breed *eyes wide in panic* SHIT, you can't possibly mean... *looks around the corner and sees the Breedmates buried in strings of lights, fake santas, fluffy snow, and plastic reindeer. Turning back to Brock and Hunter* Fuck it, I'm out. Let's go.

Hunter GenOne *Not taking the chance of being seen, I follow my brothers outside.* We need to stay as far away from the house as possible *Heading to the stairs, I see Aric coming out of his room* Don't go down there man. The Breedmates are decorating, and we are getting the hell outta dodge.

Aric Chase *spotting Brock, Hunter, & Kade sneakin' down the hall he laughs* oh hell no! Bah freakin humbug! I'm with y'all! *following them out the back door*

Brock Breed *moving stealthily down the hall till we get past the Breedmates, then breaking into a dead run till we hit the back door. Pushing it open, going out into a shitload of fresh snow. Picking up a couple of handfuls, I form a huge snowball and sail it directly at Kade.* Ha! Here you go, bro!

Kade Breed *cringing as the snowball explodes on the back of my head sending ice cold flakes down my back* DAMN. Thought I was escaping the disaster *picking up a handfull of snow myself and launching it back, sucking in a breath as Brock ducks and it hits Aric in the side* Shit, sorry Kid.

Hunter GenOne *laughing at the scene, I wait until Brock isn't paying attention. Picking up some snow, I throw it, hitting him in the back. Ducking as more snow is thrown, I cover and start building my arsenal.*

Aric Chase *looking to get back at Kade he ducks behind a tree and starts rolling snowballs and setting them in a pile. Seeing Hunter doing the same I know this is going to turn into an epic fight. Hoping he survives it he starts lobbing snowballs at everyone*

Brock Breed *seeing the others gathering their ammunition, I figure I either need some better defense, or I need to create a distraction.* Dudes! We can build a fort, and decorate that for Christmas.... *ducking as another snowball comes flying by my ears* Fucker! *gathering up another wad of snow and lobbing it at Hunter*

Kade Breed Snowballs or snow fort *considers* snowballs, fort... balls fort...fuck balls...*nods* FORT *dives into a pile of snow and starts hollowing it out* Yo Hunter, you're used to digging holes, get your ass over here.

Hunter GenOne *Raises a brow* Don't you have a pack to dig for you wolf boy? *Diving out of the way of the flying snow, I help Kade clear away the snow. Stopping for a minute, I grab and snowball and launch it at Aric, hitting him in the face* DIRECT HIT!

Aric Chase *landing on his back from Hunter's direct hit he bounces back to his feet grumbling* fucker.*seeing what they were up to he gets some shovels out of the shed, tossing one to Brock and one to Kade he starts to shovel*

Brock Breed *Pretty soon snow is flying everywhere as we're digging away. Finding an old box, I hand it over to Kade.* Hey bro, make some snow bricks and let's build this bitch! *going around to the shed and finding some more plastic bins about the size of a shoebox, and brings back enough for everyone.* Take one fellas, and let's do this!

Kade Breed *Packing the box with snow then turning it over to leave a brick for our foundation. Satisfied with the look, I head out to pack some more snow* This shit is taking forever *glancing over and seeing Brock's box packed, I run over and switch mine out with his before he notices and add the brick to the first one* Epic

Hunter GenOne *Building up the back, I grab one of the boxes Brock had and started setting the bricks. Standing up, I moved back to see where to go next, only to have tripped over Aric landing on my back* Fuckin hell. Sorry kid. *picking up the box I started again*

Aric Chase *laughing as Hunter lands in a pile he drops his brick on the wall and reaches for the shovel. Filling the box again he spots Brock working on his. Unable to resist he digs a huge shovelful and dumps it on the back of his neck*

Brock Breed *as I feel the cold wet snow go down the back of my shirt, I yell out in surprise.* Fuck me running! Damn! *Picking up a huge wad of snow and filling the box again, I place that snow brick, and quickly grab two huge handfuls. Seeing Aric snickering, I figure he's the culprit. Grabbing the waistband of his sweats, I dump the snow right down his pants* There you go! All nice and neat....

Kade Breed *Poking my head out from the fort, laughing like hell when Champ goes down squawking about the snow in his pants* Careful kid, crack kills *crawling backwards back into the fort to work on the roof*

Hunter GenOne *laughing at the comment, I walk to the barn. Gathering what I need, I walk back and crawl in. Using the back of the trowel, I smooth out the snow on the wall.*
 
Aric Chase *growling as he pulls handfuls of snow out of his pants*. Filling more bricks he quickly finishes the back wall. Seeing Brock struggling with his side he moves over to help him out* If we wait for you to finish it'll be spring dude, get a move on!

Brock Breed *rolling my eyes at the youngster's comment, I begin building the side up at Breed speed while Hunter and Kade finish the inside walls and roof* C'mon, let's finish the walls while the other two are working on the inside. It's fucking cold out here!

Kade Breed *looking over at Hunter packing the inside of the fort* Dude, you'd think we dropped him in the middle of the fucking Arctic the way he bitches. *Slapping the rest of the roof together I crawl out and turn to survey our work* Hell, the fuck, yeah.

Hunter GenOne Right?!?! Maybe we should have Alexandra fly him up to Alaska for a while. *Crawling our behind Kade, I stand next to him looking at the fort* Hell yeah that looks awesome.

Aric Chase *standing back to survey our work he lets out a whistle* Sweet! *gathering the shovels and accoutrement he piles it back in the shed and follows the rest of them inside*
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