Sunday, April 10, 2016

Laser Tag with Gideon, Jax, Kade, Aric, Kellan, Torin, Dare, Brock, Mira, Niko, & Rafe

Check it out you bunch of meatheads!
*I laughed to myself as I walked up and down the line of warriors. The vests strung on my forearm were heavy, and I was eager to see them strapped on and in operation.
I stared at each of the competitors, trying to keep a smile off my lips*
Each of you will be wearing one of these babies, I engineered them myself to give you a breed style hi, hello, how are you when you're hit by an opponent. They're pretty basic in operation: Get tagged by an enemy combatant with the laser ammo I've developed and you'll get a warning shock that "Shit's About To Get Real". Next hit, you'll get a nice little zing, like licking a mosquito zapper *waggles brows* get tagged a third time and your teeth will rattle my friends, .... you let your dumb ass get hit a fourth time and it's lights out sweetheart. You'll receive a giant, breed sized jolt that will freeze you in place and drop you to your knees. *winks at Mira* So my advice is.. don't!
*chuckles* of course, I've set Mira's to ninja. She won't get the same jolt as you numbskulls, but out of respect for her warrior skills, it's not set to pop star Barbie either.
*I walked the line of warriors again, this time handing each of them their custom vest* one more note.. Each of your vests have been.... Let's call it "tweaked" to give each of you, your own little something special each time any contact is made with it. Yeah, from me to you.. enjoy that!
Now get your asses out there and don't break my shit! Don't waste time either, because there is a limit. The object is to survive and take down everything that advances on you.
Oh yeah, fight clean but if you can't, make sure you at least win.

Kade Maguire *Grabbing up my vest, I hold it up on my finger and simply stare at it while shaking my head* Dude…. the fuck? Why's it always gotta be pink with you, man? *Sliding it over my shoulders and wrapping it around my waist I turn and catch a glimpse of my reflection in a warped mirror just inside the laser tag arena. Pausing just a moment or two, I strike my best model pose* Well, well, well… *holding my laser gun up* I gotta tell ya, boys, I make this shit look deeeeeelightful *striking a second pose, then a third* Oh yeah…. I'd fuck me *grinning at my own reflection, I barely have time to register what's happening as the gun slips from my hand and I make a mad scramble to grab it* YEEEEEOWTCH… WHAT THE EVER-LOVIN….. *Shaking my head and looking around as every nerve-ending in my being is rocked with electricity and quickly followed by a giant puff of glitter that now covers me from head to toe. Looking down I notice that my vest has already registered one hit and I can only assume the one hit matches the one shot registered by my own gun* DAMN IT *Grumbling, I drop my shoulders and sulk out towards the rest of the arena, sending a bolt of light into the chest panel of a laughing Kellan's laser vest* Laugh it up now, Pipsqueak

Kellan Archer *One second I'm laughing my ass off at Kade and the next my nerves scream through the burning electricity of the asshats dirty shot and I grunt at the pain. The air around me suddenly fills with the unmistakable scent of rotten eggs* Oh mother fucker, seriously? SERIOUSLY?! *his highly sensitive breed nose twitching, he runs through the door, tagging the first thing that moved* Gotcha, ya bastard! * Torin turns to stare, deadpan, at him* Oh fuck!

Torin Matthews *Feeling a shock move through his body, a gush of ice cold water bursts from his vest.* Great, now my feet will squish when I walk. *Knowing he now had one hit, he took off to get behind one of the walls.* come out come out wherever you are. *Holding up his gun, he caught Dare in his sight. Taking the shot, he laughed as he watched the others * Fuckers are evil, you know that?

Dare Thorne *Looking down at my vest, I stop laughing immediately when I feel the jolt, and my vest seems to be having its own orgasm. The moans coming from it sounded worse than when Mom and Dad were going at it, then the whipped cream jizz started pouring out.* What the fuck, Gid? *Slipping in the water from Torin's vest mod, I whirl around and Brock is in my line of fire.* Sorry Uncle Brock! *I squeeze off a shot and score a direct hit.

Brock Breed *My vest shocked me and I took a step backward. Little fucker got me. All of a sudden, the temperature in the arena seemed to drop 15 degrees. I felt the chill and a shudder went through me.* Damn you Gid! You know I hate being cold! *Turning and taking aim, I fire a shot at Aric. Looking around for a blanket and finding none, I take cover and shiver.*

Aric Chase *his vest goes off and he chuckles at first, then has to grind his molars as the shock ramped up* Damn Gideon, the fuck did I ever do to you? Sadistic bastard!* Just as the shock wears off his vest starts to hum. His vest started to glow yellow, lighting a perimeter about 5 feet around him* what the fuck?! *he turns the corner and quick-fires, tagging Mira* Ha, no mercy!

Mira Nicholas-Archer Are you freaking kidding me! *I groan as my vest buzzes and then starts squeaking like a damn mouse...but considering the add ons of the breeds I was just grateful that my vest didn't shoot out rainbows or gummy bears, as wonderful as that sounded.* Thanks a lot, Gid... *Before I was hit again, I dove behind some of the stacked mats and belly crawled to the other side. One advantage of being a breedmate was that I could fit in these tight spaces and none of them could follow. When I reached the other side, I positioned my gun to fire* Hey daddy... *I laughed as I pulled the trigger and made a direct hit*

Niko Breed Dammit by my own.....*The words are cut off as I feel that damn jolt coming from the vest. Just wait til I see Gid again his ass is gonna get it. Just when I think it's over the fucker starts shooting off sparks...what the hell this thing is gonna give away my position. Just as I'm about to step around the corner I spot Rafe. Our eyes meet but I'm quicker.* Down you go man...*Mock saluting him* See ya

Rafe Malebranche DAMN IT!!!!! *The jolt that went though my vest was fucking strong..... strong enough to make my eyes water. Gideon had a wicked sense of humour and I knew I'd have to get him back for this. I growled low, and spun around, letting go of my gun long enough to scrub at my eyes, and spotted Jax. I grinned as I pulled my gun up and aimed, Jax seeing me only when it was too late. I got him dead center on his chest and raised my gun in salute* Enjoy the vest Bro!!!

Jax Breed * The shock that went through him had his jaw clenched tight and his muscles froze for a second. "Fucking Gideon" he thought to himself as he started to duck behind a barrier and bouncy balls feel out of his vest. *Fucking Kade!* He picked one of the balls up and threw it as hard as he could. " Hey! Tha Fuck?" It was Kades voice, and Jax chuckled as he dove for cover, rolled and looked around the corner to see if any of his brothers in arms were close. Dare, gun in front of him, came into view and Jax fired. When Dare's vest blinked he laughed.* Sorry Bro! Game on Fuckers!

Dare Thorne *starting to take aim just as Jax's shot hit home, I groaned as the electric charge that went through me was twice as strong as before. Not only that, but the fucking moans were louder, and streams of Redi-Wip were pouring out of my vest.* Fucker! *Not sure if I meant Jax, or Gideon, but likely both. Looking around for my next victim, I spy Kade swinging through the air above me on a rope. Taking aim and firing, scoring a direct hit.* Hey Tarzan! Take that!

Kade Maguire *Knowing my flying gig was up the second my vision went white and my mind was shocked back into reality by another hit to my vest, I hear a loud pop beside my ears and saw what had to have been gallons of freakin glitter shoot into the air above the arena and rain down to glitterfuck EVERYONE below me* TAKE THAT YOU DULL BITCHES *Grinning wildly and howling till my hands finally lose their grip on the rope and send me spiraling through the air to crash through a wall on the opposite side of the room* Holy Hell that hurt…. *groaning as I try to pick my ass out of the debris, I glance up just in time to see a bright light coming towards me* Guys…. I think I found Jesus…. *Be it heaven or not, I decide I'm not ready to go so I do what anyone would do at that point and take careful aim and shoot it, chuckling at the swearing I can hear floating out of the godly "sunbeam" I grin* You're hit, Champ, you extra dull bitch… wait…. what the…. HA *Rolling in laughter, I glance up to see that my shot not only missed the side of Aric's vest, but somehow managed to catch Rafe's vets in the crossfire* S'pose that works too

Rafe Malebranche *The jolt that went through me was stronger than the last one, rattling my teeth. I threw an arm out to try to steady myself and nearly took Mira's head off with my gun. It ended up discharging and my shot went wild, and hit Torin.* Fuck!!!! Gideon's got a hell of a lot to answer for!!! *I tried brushing the glitter off as I made sure Mira was okay, before trying to find a decent spot to take someone out.*

Torin Matthews *Cold water exploded from my vest as the jolt coursed through my body.* Bloody hell, this shit just got real. *Running across the floor to take cover again, I slide behind one of the "rocks." Pulling myself up a little, I took aim at the ball of light that Kade missed. Lining up my shot, I pull the trigger.* SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND Aric!!! *Hearing another loud beep, my vest showing the 3rd and final hit, a wave of water hit me. The shock hit me hard, and I slipped off the rock, on to the floor in a puddle.* I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!!

Aric Chase *He was still trying to get his heart pumping again from the near miss by Kade when the damn vest stopped him dead again. His fingers clenched down, involuntary, on the trigger as every muscle in his body locked up tight* OOOHHHH MMMMYYYYY, HHHEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. *he growls, his eyes going amber as he fought the change he felt coming. His vest steps it up again, lighting up half the room now. *shit! He ducked another shot before firing on Jax *Gotcha, fucker!

Jax Breed Noooooo! * His vest lit him up on the inside like a Christmas tree. His body locked up tight, his jaw so tight he could have sworn he broke some teeth. Bouncy balls fell from his vest and when he took a step he felt one under his boot.* Mother Fuck..!! * He held tight to his gun firing off several shots in an arch as he fell on his back and crab walked backwards behind a barrier. * " I be dammed in hell!" * Brock's voice boomed close by and Jax knew he hit him.* Love and war Bro!

Brock Breed *When the shot hit, the shock was enough to rattle my head, or so I thought. Instantly, the temperature dropped another 30 degrees and my teeth began to chatter. My hands were shaking so bad, I nearly dropped the gun, and in the fumble, shot myself again. As I groaned, the temperature dropped another 40 degrees, rendering my hands so cold that I couldn't feel the gun anymore. Unable to hold it due to my shaking, I dropped it. When it hit the floor, the trigger jammed, spraying everywhere. From the groans, I knew I had hit several, but the groans that were the loudest were the orgasmic porno moans, meaning I must have hit Dare. Gid is going to really get his chops busted for this one.*

Dare Thorne Fucking sonofabitch! *the shock went through me like a bolt of lightning, my vest slippery with Redi-Wip, and the moaning like a cheesy movie even louder this time.* Damn you Uncle Gid! *Dropping to my knees, I squeeze off one last shot, hearing Kellan yell just as the skunk scent permeates the entire floor.* Oh fuck bro - you stink!

Kellan Archer *he hissed at the oily, sinus-eating, nasty, soul-destroying skunk spray that permeated the air around him *you sick, bloody English bastard* He roared at the ceiling as he ducked a stray shot and ran as fast as his Breed genetics would take him from the noxious cloud. He stops quickly, sneaking like the Ghost he is, and shoots Niko, laughing as his father in law lit up like the 4th of July*

Niko Breed YOU FUCKER!!!! *Shocks run through my body determined to bring me to my knees. No fucking way. Gid I swear I'll get you for this. Sparks coming out from the vest. Falling down on the ground to somewhat hide the sparks, and that's when I hear her whisper.* "Oh hell he's really on Daddy's shit list now." *Smiling to myself as I aim for her.* Oh yes he is....she to turns but it's too late. She's been hit.* Turn about is fair play baby girl.

Mira Nicholas-Archer Dang it! *the squeaking became louder the second time I was hit and in an attempt to save myself from not being hit again, I hid behind some exercise equipment...that's when I saw him. Jax and the perfect shot.* Bye, bye Jax! *I pull the trigger and then run to my next hiding spot.*

Jax Breed * The shock is so intense he couldn't make a sound and knew, in the back of his fried brain that his actual balls were now cooked. Bouncy balls by the hundreds fell to the floor. He was done " Man down" his body screamed. He welcomed the fall to the floor, maybe it would hurt less. Rafe can into view and with a twitching, wicked grin, Jax shot him. * Oh for the love of fuck! * He groaned as his body met the ground and he rolled around like he was dying.*

Rafe Malebranche *The jolt that went through my body was so damned strong that my teeth rattled hard, nearly biting the tip of my tongue off. My entire body shook with the force of the shock and I was barely able to pull up my gun. Aric came into my line of vision and my gun shook as I took aim. As I fired my gun, hitting Aric dead center of his chest. I finally gave in to the jolt and fell spread eagled to the floor, my limbs twitching every so often*

Aric Chase *Bodies were laying everywhere, still twitching or starting to finally recover. He finds Kade, still covered is dust and rubble from the wall he took out. He stands over Kade, grinning madly before slowly pulling his trigger. Kade turns his head just as his last round of glitter and pink ink explode everywhere. The shock hit him and his eyes rolled back in his head. Drool ran from his lips as his body convulsed again and again. *damn dude, that was harsh!*He jumped to the side, shooting Niko before swinging and shooting Kellan with a wicked grin. He watched as Niko went up in flames, his ass lighting up at the same time as the rank odor of Kades socks filled the air. His eyes were watering as he watched Niko try to smother his ass fire and Kellan trying, and failing, to outrun the most toxic odor known on the planet. He ducked around another corner and took Mira down, listening to the dying screams of a mouse as she twitched and swore.
He laughed and walked away. Hunting down his last adversary. He walked through the archway and spotted Rafe a split second before his vest lit him up. Amber flashed in his eyes and Rafe let out a roar and lifted his gun, shooting Aric before face planting on the floor, twitching uncontrollably. His vest sparked and grew Bright as daylight. He closed his lids against it as the shock set in. His focus narrowed down to keeping his cells together as the charge stripped his ability to breath. He could hear Tess as the darkness took him*

Tess Culver Malebranche *Making my way down the hallway, I pass by Gideon's command center and movement from the screens catch my eye. My curiosity getting the best of me, I walk into the room and look at the screen. Gasping,* What if the world is going on here? * As I zoom in on the figures, I see multiple bodies scattered all around the training center, Arms and Legs are twisted and faces are scrunched up in pain. Looking closer, I make out the faces of all involved and pieces begin to fall into place. Shaking my head, I mumble,* I guess I need to go to see if I can help them. It looks like some could use my healing touch and maybe a word or two. What were they thinking.... *shaking my head* wait, that's just it, they weren't. *Turning away from the screens, I walk out the room and make my way to the injured.*

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